Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?
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- Runtime
- 113 mins
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
Cast
- Brian Keith
- Tony Curtis
- Ernest Borgnine
- Ivan Dixon
- Suzanne Pleshette
- Tom Ewell
- Bradford Dillman
- Arthur O'Connell
- John Fiedler
- Don Ameche
- Christopher Mitchum
- Jean Argyle
- John James Bannon
- Stan Barrett
- Dorothy Green
- John Lasell
- James Gavin
Director
- Hy Averback
Producers
- Fred Engel
