No Sex Please: We're British
- Released on
- Runtime
- 85 mins
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Cast
- Ronnie Corbett
- Beryl Reid
- Arthur Lowe
- Ian Ogilvy
- Susan Penhaligon
- David Swift
- Michael Bates
- Cheryl Hall
- Deryck Guyler
- Valerie Leon
- Margaret Nolan
- Gerald Sim
- Michael Robbins
- Frank Thornton
- Michael Ripper
- Sydney Bromley
- Robin Askwith
- Lloyd Lamble
- Mavis Villiers
- John Bindon
- Stephen Greif
- Brian Wilde
- Eric Longworth
- Edward Sinclair
- Fred Griffiths
- Lucy Griffiths
- John Scott Martin
- Bart Allison
Director
- Cliff Owen
Producers
- John R. Sloan
Screenwriter
- Johnnie Mortimer
- Anthony Marriott
- Brian Cooke
